Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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