it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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