Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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