home. puking in laundry basket.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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