Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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