I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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it glows. i had to have it.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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