I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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