my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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