just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Sext me about skeletons
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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