It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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