hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I love you.
Bad choice
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