How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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