Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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