Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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