I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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