Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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