And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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