Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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