Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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