your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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