I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
ugly people sure do ruin things
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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