i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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