Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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