i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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