so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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