how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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