The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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