worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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