As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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