Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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