i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
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