Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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