Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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