You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
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The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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