I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
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