If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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