he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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