All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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