I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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