People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
My ass is underappreciated
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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