so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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