I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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