"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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