I smell stomach acid.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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