Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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