And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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