You don't have asthma, your pregnant
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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