He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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