At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Floor bacon is actually really good
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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