I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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