would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize
