I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
another moral hangover. fuck.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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