Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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