I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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