nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
people are starting to question the shark bite story
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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