my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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